Z coughed and pooped at the same time.

This gave her pause.

Literally. She stopped.

There was a confused look on her face.

“I can cough AND poop AT THE SAME TIME? WTF!”

“How come nobody told me this at the time? I need to check the manual for this body!”

Yeah. Z has discovered multi-tasking. She’s ready to be a civil servant. Or a sales assistant.

And when she’s old enough, I will tell her the urban legend: that if you cough, sneeze, fart, and burp at the same time, you will deflate and die.

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