Z coughed and pooped at the same time.
This gave her pause.
Literally. She stopped.
There was a confused look on her face.
“I can cough AND poop AT THE SAME TIME? WTF!”
“How come nobody told me this at the time? I need to check the manual for this body!”
Yeah. Z has discovered multi-tasking. She’s ready to be a civil servant. Or a sales assistant.
And when she’s old enough, I will tell her the urban legend: that if you cough, sneeze, fart, and burp at the same time, you will deflate and die.