Z’s 3.5 kg now.
She was 2.5 kg at birth. So in one month she gained 1 kg.
That’s 40% weight gain!
In a month!
She needs to go on a diet.
I blame her mother for feeding her non-stop and on demand. No wonder she gained 40% of her starting weight. That’s like me gaining 35 kg in a month!
If she gains 1 kg per month, by her first year, she would be 14.5 kg!
And 26.5 kg on her 2nd birthday.
And she would weigh more than her mother on her 3rd birthday.
By her 8th birthday she would weigh more than her dad (me)!
She needs to go on a diet!
And she grew 4 cm. She was 47 cm at birth. Now she’s 51 cm after just 1 month.
If this continues, by her first birthday, she would have doubled her height/length – she would be 95 cm.
One year later, she would be 1.43 cm – almost as tall as her mother. And she would only be 2 years old.
By her third birthday, she would be taller than me!
My baby’s a mutant!
Or maybe she’ll have a career in professional basketball.